Texas Size
A green horned northerner went down to Texas on vacation.
One evening he decided to go for a drink at his hotel's bar.
Swinging a leg over the stool he calls out, "Barkeep, I'd
like a beer."
The barkeep asks, "You want a Texas size beer?"
Without hesitation the northerner answers, "Yep! I want it
Texas sized."
The barkeep goes to get the beer and brings back a barrel
of beer. The northerner looks in surprise at the size of
his beer. "Well, if I'm going to drink all this I better
get some popcorn."
"Texas size?" The barkeep ask.
Nodding the northerner says, "Yep! Texas size."
The barkeep leaves and brings back a bushel basket of popcorn
and puts it beside the northerner. A long time later the barrel
of beer is almost empty and the popcorn gone. The northerner
sees the barkeep and motioning him over slurs out, "Where's the
bathroom?"
The barkeep points down a hallway. "Just go down that hall and
take the first door on the left."
The Northerner stumbles and staggers down the hall but instead
of taking the first door on the left he takes the first door on
the right. He goes into the dark room looking for a light switch
and falls into the hotel swimming pool.
"HELP! HELP!" He cries out. The barkeep runs into the room and
turns on the light.
The northerner in a panic cries out. "Don't flush it! Don't
flush it!"
One evening he decided to go for a drink at his hotel's bar.
Swinging a leg over the stool he calls out, "Barkeep, I'd
like a beer."
The barkeep asks, "You want a Texas size beer?"
Without hesitation the northerner answers, "Yep! I want it
Texas sized."
The barkeep goes to get the beer and brings back a barrel
of beer. The northerner looks in surprise at the size of
his beer. "Well, if I'm going to drink all this I better
get some popcorn."
"Texas size?" The barkeep ask.
Nodding the northerner says, "Yep! Texas size."
The barkeep leaves and brings back a bushel basket of popcorn
and puts it beside the northerner. A long time later the barrel
of beer is almost empty and the popcorn gone. The northerner
sees the barkeep and motioning him over slurs out, "Where's the
bathroom?"
The barkeep points down a hallway. "Just go down that hall and
take the first door on the left."
The Northerner stumbles and staggers down the hall but instead
of taking the first door on the left he takes the first door on
the right. He goes into the dark room looking for a light switch
and falls into the hotel swimming pool.
"HELP! HELP!" He cries out. The barkeep runs into the room and
turns on the light.
The northerner in a panic cries out. "Don't flush it! Don't
flush it!"
