oops a pooh joke
Not that clean joke
A man goes to his proctologist and says, "Doc, you gotta
help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You mean you say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the man says. "My farts do."
"OK, open your mouth," says the doctor and looks inside.
After a minute the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help
you, you need to go see a dentist."
The man asks, "Why a dentist?"
The doctor answers, "Because you have an absessed tooth."
"What the heck does that have to do with my condition?"
The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the
farts go Honda!"
A man goes to his proctologist and says, "Doc, you gotta
help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You mean you say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the man says. "My farts do."
"OK, open your mouth," says the doctor and looks inside.
After a minute the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help
you, you need to go see a dentist."
The man asks, "Why a dentist?"
The doctor answers, "Because you have an absessed tooth."
"What the heck does that have to do with my condition?"
The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the
farts go Honda!"
