Rules of Life
Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are...
1.Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2.You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3.The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are:
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5.When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6.The best advice that your mother ever gave you was.
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for
him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will
this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You
have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being
miserable because of a bad or former relationship just
might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
And finally,
13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
I think I got this in an email. Do not use duct tape on radiator hoses. The hoses are super hot! The duct tape adhesive melts and becomes gooery lube and woosh there goes your emergency roadside repair! Been there done that.
1.Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2.You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3.The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are:
"I apologize" and "You are right."
4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5.When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6.The best advice that your mother ever gave you was.
"Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for
him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will
this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?'
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You
have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being
miserable because of a bad or former relationship just
might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
And finally,
13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
I think I got this in an email. Do not use duct tape on radiator hoses. The hoses are super hot! The duct tape adhesive melts and becomes gooery lube and woosh there goes your emergency roadside repair! Been there done that.
