darndest things kids sayings
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KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
Some grade school teachers recorded these:
- The future of "I give" is "I take."
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
- A census taker is man who goes from house to house
increasing the population.
- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of
Paris.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12
opossums.
- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits
on the top and you sit on the bottom.
- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, be cause
we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives
more silk.
- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects
all duly constipated authorities.
- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from
sinners.
- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved
to Utah.
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
Some grade school teachers recorded these:
- The future of "I give" is "I take."
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
- A census taker is man who goes from house to house
increasing the population.
- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of
Paris.
- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12
opossums.
- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits
on the top and you sit on the bottom.
- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, be cause
we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives
more silk.
- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects
all duly constipated authorities.
- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from
sinners.
- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved
to Utah.
