Only in Maine
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Nevuh bin thuh...
In Maine, it is illegal for a Police Officer to tell a person to have a nice day after pulling that person over in a car and issuing them a ticket.
After January 14th you can be charged a fine for still having your Christmas decorations displayed.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
It is legal to bring shotguns to church in the event of an American Indian attack.
Nevuh bin thuh...
In Maine, it is illegal for a Police Officer to tell a person to have a nice day after pulling that person over in a car and issuing them a ticket.
After January 14th you can be charged a fine for still having your Christmas decorations displayed.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
It is legal to bring shotguns to church in the event of an American Indian attack.
