Baked Beans shot the canary
Funny story - need a phart joke ever once in awhile.
Baked Beans
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One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her
famous beans for the church potluck and her son, Little
George, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand,
and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs,
naturally, went right into the pot of beans.
Thinking it over, Little George could think of no reason
why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The
dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the
favorite dishes.
The next day, the church secretary, Jane, called Little
George's mother and said, "Esther, your beans were delicious
as usual but what did you put in them this time?"
Ester replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?" "Well," said
Jane, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot
the canary..."
Baked Beans
------------------------------------------------------------
One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her
famous beans for the church potluck and her son, Little
George, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand,
and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs,
naturally, went right into the pot of beans.
Thinking it over, Little George could think of no reason
why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The
dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the
favorite dishes.
The next day, the church secretary, Jane, called Little
George's mother and said, "Esther, your beans were delicious
as usual but what did you put in them this time?"
Ester replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?" "Well," said
Jane, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot
the canary..."
