Duque Long

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well sort of...

There was a man who had worked all of his life, and had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved
money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said
to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me, because I want to take all my money
to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then, the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled
it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband."

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I
promised him that I was gonna put all that money in that casket with
him."

"You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with
him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the widow. I wrote him a check."