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"A Pennsylvania woman convicted of shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads 'Convicted Shoplifter'. However, her laywers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing". --Jimmy Fallon
"A Pennsylvania woman convicted of shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads 'Convicted Shoplifter'. However, her laywers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing". --Jimmy Fallon
