He said you're going to die
Rand sent this. This is not the famous snakebit version.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After
his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress
disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't
burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him - it
will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most impor-
tantly, you have to increase your frequency of intimacy. If
you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the
doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After
his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress
disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't
burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him - it
will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most impor-
tantly, you have to increase your frequency of intimacy. If
you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the
doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
