Hospital regulations require a wheelchair
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being
discharged. However, while working as a medical student, I
found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on
the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't
need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me
wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if
his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bath-
room changing out of her hospital gown."
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being
discharged. However, while working as a medical student, I
found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on
the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't
need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me
wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if
his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bath-
room changing out of her hospital gown."
