Sleeping with the enemy
A man and a woman who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep. The man in the upper berth, and the woman
in the lower. In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better idea, just for
tonight let's pretend that we're married."
The man happily says, "ALRIGHT! AWESOME IDEA!"
The woman says, "GOOD... Get your own blanket."
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in the lower. In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better idea, just for
tonight let's pretend that we're married."
The man happily says, "ALRIGHT! AWESOME IDEA!"
The woman says, "GOOD... Get your own blanket."
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