How did you day go
My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day
had gone.
"It was the worst day of my life," replied the man. "This
morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a
power line and damaged the wing on the plane. When I got back
to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the
FAA chewed me out.
"On my way home, I stopped at a bar and was handed a warm beer.
So I yelled at the bartender, 'Don't you have any cold beer?!'
"The bartender said, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity
all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down
the road.'"
[Borrowed from Reader's Digest.]
had gone.
"It was the worst day of my life," replied the man. "This
morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a
power line and damaged the wing on the plane. When I got back
to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the
FAA chewed me out.
"On my way home, I stopped at a bar and was handed a warm beer.
So I yelled at the bartender, 'Don't you have any cold beer?!'
"The bartender said, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity
all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down
the road.'"
[Borrowed from Reader's Digest.]
