"In Moline, Illinois, Britney Spears injured her knee during a concert
"In Moline, Illinois, Britney Spears injured her knee during
a concert and had to stop. Actually, the fans hardly knew
anything was wrong. Britney left the stage but her voice kept
going for three more songs. I think there was even an encore."
-Jay Leno
"John Kerry has had surgery to repair his right shoulder. He
hurt it when he switched his position on Iraq."
-Craig Kilborn
"Yesterday, at the Vatican, Pope John Paul II met with the
actor who plays Jesus in 'The Passion of the Christ.'
Apparently, the Pope thought the actor was very believable as
Jesus because afterwards he said, 'Tell your Dad I said hi.'"
-Conan O'Brien
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APRIL FOOLS R US
April Fool's Day pranks and practical jokes of the past are
posted for your enjoyment and mischief consideration. April
Fool's Day history is dicussed, too, along with celebrity
birthdays for April 1.
http://www.april-fools.us/index.html
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JAPANDER
This advertising showcase collects the television commercials
of big name English-speaking celebrities hawking products in
the faraway land of the sun, away from the critical eyes of
their snooty business associates and fans.
http://www.japander.com
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Simpsons Fans -- It's Duff Time at Moe's Tavern
"Where Nobody Knows Your Name"
New Moe's Tavern Illuminating Wall Clock
Its just what you've been waiting for. Catch Homer, Barney,
Lenny & Karl bellied up to Moe's bar sucking back DUFF BEER
in this timeless classic.
At a whopping 11" in diameter with precision quartz movement,
the Simpsons Officially Licensed "Moe's Tavern" clock can be
seen anywhere in the room. But that's not the best part...
Watch as the "MOE'S" sign comes to life every hour on the hour.
Or program it to flash all day and night. It's so cool.
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Top Ten Signs You're Not Mensa Material
10. You couldn't figure out how to break the seal on your
standardized intelligence test, so you had to give up.
9. You wonder how the deer know to cross at the deer crossing
signs.
8. You are confused by the plot twists of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
7. You once tried to solve a Rubik's cube and had to be
institutionalized for over a year.
6. You had trouble getting in even before they saw the decimal
point in your IQ.
5. You are still struggling to finish "Shoe Laces For Dummies."
4. Your family had a celebration when you scored a "perfect
10" points on your SAT.
3. You don't watch PBS because there are no Budweiser or Taco
Bell commercials.
2. Homer Simpson is your idol.
1. That "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs just
makes you hungry.
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a concert and had to stop. Actually, the fans hardly knew
anything was wrong. Britney left the stage but her voice kept
going for three more songs. I think there was even an encore."
-Jay Leno
"John Kerry has had surgery to repair his right shoulder. He
hurt it when he switched his position on Iraq."
-Craig Kilborn
"Yesterday, at the Vatican, Pope John Paul II met with the
actor who plays Jesus in 'The Passion of the Christ.'
Apparently, the Pope thought the actor was very believable as
Jesus because afterwards he said, 'Tell your Dad I said hi.'"
-Conan O'Brien
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
APRIL FOOLS R US
April Fool's Day pranks and practical jokes of the past are
posted for your enjoyment and mischief consideration. April
Fool's Day history is dicussed, too, along with celebrity
birthdays for April 1.
http://www.april-fools.us/index.html
-<>-
JAPANDER
This advertising showcase collects the television commercials
of big name English-speaking celebrities hawking products in
the faraway land of the sun, away from the critical eyes of
their snooty business associates and fans.
http://www.japander.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Simpsons Fans -- It's Duff Time at Moe's Tavern
"Where Nobody Knows Your Name"
New Moe's Tavern Illuminating Wall Clock
Its just what you've been waiting for. Catch Homer, Barney,
Lenny & Karl bellied up to Moe's bar sucking back DUFF BEER
in this timeless classic.
At a whopping 11" in diameter with precision quartz movement,
the Simpsons Officially Licensed "Moe's Tavern" clock can be
seen anywhere in the room. But that's not the best part...
Watch as the "MOE'S" sign comes to life every hour on the hour.
Or program it to flash all day and night. It's so cool.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Top Ten Signs You're Not Mensa Material
10. You couldn't figure out how to break the seal on your
standardized intelligence test, so you had to give up.
9. You wonder how the deer know to cross at the deer crossing
signs.
8. You are confused by the plot twists of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
7. You once tried to solve a Rubik's cube and had to be
institutionalized for over a year.
6. You had trouble getting in even before they saw the decimal
point in your IQ.
5. You are still struggling to finish "Shoe Laces For Dummies."
4. Your family had a celebration when you scored a "perfect
10" points on your SAT.
3. You don't watch PBS because there are no Budweiser or Taco
Bell commercials.
2. Homer Simpson is your idol.
1. That "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs just
makes you hungry.
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